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PEREZ HILTON IS SO 2009: A MaterialBitch.com P.S.A.

Welcome all Perez Hilton haters & materialbitch.com fans! We here at materialbitch.com are not jealous… We just know a fat, talentless, useless piece of garbage that needs to look in the mirror first before talking smack about others, when we see one. And in this hilarious video we’re calling a public service announcement, we’re calling him out for the cod piece he truly is in this amazing PSA from materialbitch.com blogger Richard Mills (who goes by the moniker “Richie Rich ^_~xoxo”) entitled “The materialbitch.com Slunt of the Union Address.” In this PSA, viewers will learn fifteen reasons why Perez Hilton is a total loser-douche (besides the normal ones you’ve already come up with), as well as discover many unknown, scandalous secrets about the guy who’s real name is Mario Lavandeira… Consider this Perez Hilton: Exposed. You won’t be disappointed. This is truly must-see web TV. Perez, you had the person that really writes your blogs for you (for the site you don’t even own anymore!) write us an e-mail and tell us we’re going down… Well… Now it’s your turn. Too bad it’s not going to be on ac**k like you were hoping… Oh. And if you see this today Wednesday, January 6th 2009… This also happens to be the day your new “Hiltoon” debuted. Well… Here’s some advice… Quit the cartoon side-job. It’s sucks harder than even YOU! Oh… And stop eating you fat bastard! ROFLMAO! Consider this payback from materialbitch.com & all the dumb slunts you f**ked over who we’re dumb enough to cross your fat ass path that was blocked by your gigantic belly fat… Sucks to be you! ;-p Go to materialbitch.com & check out the official website of Richard Mills… Where sluntin’ is a habit and unlike Perez’s snooze-fest of a site… We’re not afraid to admit it! XO